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YAMAMOTOZO! YAMAMOTOZO! HEY HEY I'M RYUTO! SEIYEI!
What?
Wha-?
What?
I said...
YAMAMOTOZO! YAMAMOTOZO! HEY HEY I'M RYUTO! SEIYEI!
Sorry, say it again.
What?
YAMAMOTOZO! YAMAMOTOZO! HEY HEY I'M RYUTO! SEIYEI!
Huh? Sorry, say it again.
What?!
What did you think when I said that?
Huh?
I'm a little irritated.
I have a problem.
No, I'm the one at fault here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Like Yumemura-kun said, if you're asked the same thing over and over again, you should just ask once.
This time, you'll learn something at once and practice not to ask you again and again.
Today's mission is "buying".
Ah, you'll learn something at once and buy it, right?
For example, when you ask Nitoro-kun "what did you buy?" and he says "sensei, nandeshitake?" and you buy it, you'll get mad, right?
Huh?!
What's that supposed to mean?
So this time, you'll have to ask me something a little more difficult than that.
Like when you go shopping and someone says "hey! I said this, but it's not this!", right?
I said cigarettes, but is there anyone young people buying cigarettes?
I totally get it.
You're right.
You'll have to buy 100% of the things I've asked you to buy.
Huh?!
And you'll have to buy 10 of them.
Huh?! That's hard!
And you'll have 30 seconds to memorize them.
Huh?! 30 seconds?!
Isn't that too dark?!
And you'll have to pay for it.
Why?! That's not fair!
From now on, you'll have 10 things on my desk.
I'll show you in 30 seconds, everyone.
Everyone, please check those 30 seconds thoroughly.
Until next Sunday, you'll have to buy those things.
Forget it!
How do you memorize it?
You'll totally forget it.
Because it's one thing for 3 seconds.
Right?
Isn't that crazy?
And you'll continue filming from now on.
You'll forget it by the end of the day.
You won't memorize anything.
Right?
You won't buy anything?
I'll give you an answer next week.
If you buy something you're 100% sure of,
I'll give you 5 points.
Wow!
If you don't like something, you can change it.
I'll give you 4.3 points and 2.1 points.
If you have the lowest total score, you'll get a penalty game.
Are you ready?
Yes!
All right!
Close your eyes, please.
I've prepared 10 items.
Here we go!
Yes!
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
What?
Oh, my God!
Who is it?
Wait a minute!
Oh, my God!
Ouch!
Why?
Oh, my God!
I'm sorry!
15 seconds!
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
Time's up!
Wow!
It's impossible!
I can't do it!
Oh, no!
I'm losing my picture!
It's too difficult!
I'm tired of shooting outside today, but aren't you still cold in short sleeves?
I thought one hoodie would be enough for me today.
Shut up and let me talk!
Everyone, you remembered, right?
Yes.
Buy this a week later!
Yes.
Dismissed!
Senpai...
Seriously, the other side...
That's enough, Taya. Dismissed.
Looking at this scene, I remember.
Why are you here?
You can still invest.
I can still see it.
Result announcement!
It's been a week, so I'm sure you all have what I asked you to buy.
It's perfect!
Everyone, I brought you ten items.
Yes!
First item.
Let's say you know what it is.
Yes.
I asked you for this.
Yes, here you are.
Oh, that's it.
Yes, it's my first on-air T-shirt.
Everyone, please wait!
Oh my!
Yes, wonderful!
Wow! Isn't this amazing?
This is amazing, isn't it? It's in a bag, isn't it?
This is amazing, isn't it? This is useful, isn't it?
Yellow! Yellow!
It's a guy who came from Taos! Seriously!
Everyone, this is perfect, so I'll give you all five points!
Well, well, well.
This is a win.
Second item!
It was a little big, so I wonder if it's moving.
Here you go!
It's a clay toy.
If you remember Chiara's name, you should have bought it.
And you, Mr. Hitchie.
Please hand it over!
One, two, three!
Thank you!
Yes, please wait a minute. Let's check it out.
Yes, uh, Ryo-kun, uh, Ms. Hestia.
Tetsuya-kun, Hestia.
Yes.
Uh, how about you?
This is...
Hahaha!
Uh, I don't know how to read it well.
It's blue, isn't it?
It's different!
I remembered this.
I said "Hestia".
Yeah.
I went to a figure shop in Nagoya.
Yeah.
They didn't sell it at half price, so I bought it with my heart.
Wow!
By the way, where did you two buy it?
Uh, we bought it on Amazon.
Yeah, I bought it on Amazon after I saw that there were four left.
Is there an Amazon?!
Hahaha!
I thought it was fake!
I didn't do it!
You didn't do it!
I bought it for nothing for a week.
Hahaha!
Oh, that's why you bought it for me for a week!
Hahaha!
Wow!
I'm poor.
Well, there are points for aging, and well, gender is also a girl, and well, cute is cute, so there are three points!
Thank you!
And, uh, only for dreamers, three points.
Yes.
Oh!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, here you are.
It's 82 yen.
Give it to me!
One, two, three!
Hey!
Wow!
Hahaha!
Wow!
And you, Imemura-san?
Uh, it's 82 yen.
Yes, five points!
And you, Ritsuko-kun?
It's 82 yen.
Yes, five points!
And you, Ryo-kun?
It's been a while.
Why?!
Hahaha!
The shape doesn't look like it at all, and if you say "c", it's like a grammar system, so it's one point.
Wow!
It's barely there.
Uncut hidden square, baby foot, four men!
Please hand it over!
One, two, three!
Here we go!
Wow!
Great!
Here we go!
What is it?
They don't sell this in Don Quijote!
Amazon!
It's deep!
Well, I'm hiding this.
Well, you used to only show your feet, didn't you?
Three points!
All right!
Well, well, well, well...
Seriously...
Okay, next!
It's a dvd of Ichika Kasagi's debut song, "Kasagi kana Ichika chan", which was sponsored by AV for about 730 days and found in the countryside.
Please show it to us!
One, two, three!
Here we go!
Wow!
What?
Hey! Wait a minute!
There's someone you can't show!
It's not "bachi bachi no oppai"!
Wasn't it Ichika Hinamori?
Oh, it's not Ichika!
That's right!
Wow!
I only remembered Ichika!
Oh, I see!
It's a dvd, too...
Yeah...
You bought a dvd, too!
That's right!
But, you know, people are different in an av, you know...
It's totally different, you know...
It's the same name!
It's got boobs and eyes, too...
Oh, come on...
Ryogu, that's for girls, you know...
What are you talking about?
You can show the package like this, you know...
Oh, you're right...
Ryogu, you can't show it, can you?
The reason is...
You're showing your nipples, you know...
That's right...
I'm wearing clothes, you know...
Oh, come on...
Three points!
Oh, no, no, no...
When you go to an av shop and ask "do you have this?"
You know how embarrassed you are, don't you?
Oh, you're right!
That's right!
When you go to an av shop...
I told you, you know...
Here's the next one...
Oh!
I see!
It's a unicron shirt, you know...
This time, you know...
If you lose this one, you know...
There's a penalty game where you keep posting unicron shirts on Twitter for ten days, you know...
Oh, no...
That's not fair!
What's that penalty game?
That's not fair!
What?!
Okay, unicron...
It's a dry ex kango polo shirt in size L, you know...
Okay, please show us!
One, two...
I'm sorry!
It's too different!
Um, where did you get it, Yumemura-san?
Um, it's a unicro polo shirt in size M.
Ah, so it's different in size.
Yes.
How did you get it?
I remembered a unicro polo shirt in size L.
Yeah.
I thought unicro was pretty expensive, so...
"Ah, it's cool," I said.
You gave up, didn't you?
That was annoying.
This is, um...
The once-famous Mokoi Sakai-san's shirt.
Cute!
It's right in front of you!
Don't treat me like that!
How about you, Ryo-kun?
This is...
I don't know which brand it is...
But I remember the border position so well.
I got the border position right.
No, it's too different in color!
When I thought about which one got the border position right,
I thought I got the border position right.
So I got the border position right.
Why?!
So I got this shirt instead of that one.
Okay, let's settle this.
Okay!
Well, Yumemura is unicro, and the products are the same,
so I'll give you four points!
Ooh!
Tetsuya's shirt is long-sleeved.
Well, yeah.
That's a pretty big mistake.
Two points!
Two points?! Well, well, well...
Well, if Tetsuya gets two points, Ryo gets three points.
Okay!
I think I was a little too easy on you this time.
Okay, 7-Eleven's puffy and juicy demi-glace hamburger.
This is today's lunch for you guys.
One, two...
What?!
I didn't know about this!
Huh?!
It's a little different.
Huh?!
Mine's a little different, too.
Okay, so Ryo gets...
Okay, five points!
Yes!
It's a different version!
Wait a minute!
Tetsuya, what's with that?
I thought something was wrong with one of them,
and I got really confused, and...
Yeah.
Ah!
Why do you want that?
You're the one who wants it!
I completely forgot about it.
I said too much.
I said too much, and it turned out like this.
Yumemura...
This is the same as Tetsuya's.
I can't remember what was here.
Oh, it's this one!
It wasn't here!
It was there!
So I bought the safest one, and...
Something's wrong with it!
And...
There's no use for this.
This is "go" "zero" "zero"
This is... a light bulb.
It's a "toshiba" "60w" type.
It's a little different, but it makes a big difference.
Especially since I'm a YouTuber, I think you all know what I'm talking about.
Okay, please hand it over!
One, two...
Light bulb!
What?!
You like light bulbs, don't you?
See? He's following you.
Um... Imemura-san, this is "toshiba" "led" light bulb...
"60w" type...
This is "toshiba" "medium" "high" type...
They're pretty much the same.
They're a little different in size, though.
What about you, Tetsuya-san?
"Iris" "oyama" type is different in size.
Tetsuya-san, you got 4 points.
What are you doing, Ryo-kun?
It's a "double"...
It's a "double" type of "double hyaluronic acid"...
And it's white.
It's perfect.
I'll give you one point for both of them!
White is easy!
That's not fair!
Give me back my light bulb!
Okay, we have two more.
You can't tell what the title is just by looking at it.
It's a "pachinko" magazine.
Okay, show us!
One, two...
Oh!
You all look like it!
What is that?
Um... "pachinko" "original" "winner" "deluxe" right?
Yes.
"I'm a "pachinko" "winner" "deluxe"
"I'm a "pachinko" "winner" "guide"
"I'm a "pachinko" "front" "out" "dash"
"corrected" "slot" "general"
You really can't tell which one is the title!
This magazine is crazy!
"macroft" "20"
It's like an anime.
Of course it's an anime!
What month is it in?
April.
What month is it in?
May!
It's May!
You found a May point!
Okay, okay.
Wait, wait!
Okay, since it's a May point...
I'll give you four points for both of you!
Thank you!
I'll give you three points for Tetsuya.
Okay, okay.
And so...
Right now, Tetsuya is in first place!
Yumemaru is in first place! Ryo is in first place!
Wow!
So close!
Wow!
You're really close!
Wow!
Do you know what it is in the end?
It's just...
The last one is this.
That's right, that's right.
Yes, it's a food sample yakitori, but it's a Daiso product.
Wow!
I see!
You know, we have Daiso near our house, don't we?
Okay, please press it!
One, two...
Wow!
Wow, it's hard to rotate!
So that's how it is!
No, this is bad!
This is wrong!
No, no, no!
It's wrong!
It's a food sample!
This is...
No, no, no!
Wow, it's strange!
What is this?
Wait a minute, Yumemaru-san!
Huh?
Is it a food sample?
Huh? This is...
It's real!
Wow!
So that's how it is!
Hey, Yumemaru-san!
Hey, um...
Are you serious about showing me a food sample?
No, I'm not!
I bought it because I was pissed off!
About three days ago!
No, you didn't!
You bought it three days ago!
It's a win-win situation!
I'm already tensed up right now, so I might not be able to give you a fair judgment.
So, I'm going to flip it over.
I'm just worried about you.
Oh, you're not going to flip it over, are you?
Huh?
What is it?
This!
What is this?
Shut up!
Huh?
He was being punished, you know!
Come on, show me what you've got!
A fair judgment!
This...
This looks like me the most!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
This looks like me the most!
What is this?
What do you think this is?
That "v" is important, isn't it?
I don't know about this.
What do you mean you don't know about this?
This looks like me the most!
What do you mean you don't know about this?
It's got green onions in it, doesn't it?
That "v" is different, too!
It's got green onions in it!
What are you guys doing?
This is like a bar!
A fried chicken bun!
I've decided!
All right!
From here...
Three points, two points, two points!
Oh!
Which means...
The winner is...
Tetsuya!
Yay!
This makes me so happy!
Read it!
Ryo and Uemaru!
Oh, it's the same!
That's right!
I don't want to do it because it will spoil the video, but...
Again?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Oh, no!
Ok, okay, let's play game!
Who will be first!?
That's too bad!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Noooo!!!!
Who did it?!
My clothes shop has gone uniclone!